Apr 29 2004
Ask Pud Anything
Pud is an expert in many things including money, sex, business, arts, music, food, fashion, technology, nightlife, travel — almost everything except sports.
Some samples:
- My office has long, straight hallways. What’s the proper etiquette for the uncomfortable 45-seconds when walking toward my CEO, and he’s walking toward me?
Keep right, far right, mere inches from the right-hand wall. This will avoid the dreaded “face-off”. Stare confidently straight ahead, acknowledging him at the 5-foot mark. Think about the super-model walk, but without the heel-toe strut.
- What’s the fastest way to make a shitload of cash, with the least amount of effort?
Unfortunately, you probably won’t like the answer: prostitution — male or female. The second-easiest way to make money with little effort is to get a cash advance from your credit card, then report it stolen. The easiest way to legally make money with the least amount of effort is to be an investor like Warren Buffet. …or start a bunch of stupid websites.
Keep right, far right, mere inches from the right-hand wall. This will avoid the dreaded “face-off”. Stare confidently straight ahead, acknowledging him at the 5-foot mark. Think about the super-model walk, but without the heel-toe strut.
- What’s the fastest way to make a shitload of cash, with the least amount of effort?
Unfortunately, you probably won’t like the answer: prostitution — male or female. The second-easiest way to make money with little effort is to get a cash advance from your credit card, then report it stolen. The easiest way to legally make money with the least amount of effort is to be an investor like Warren Buffet. …or start a bunch of stupid websites.
(via J-Walk)
