The Mormon site, Sure sign of the Nail, Secret Handshake, reveals a handy way to determine if you’ve met the devil:
- Suppose you meet someone and you think he may be the devil.
- Shake their hand (The normal way). If they feel solid, like you or I, they are probably OK. If they feel like nothing — like air, you know immediately that this person is the devil or a spiritual being!. Act accordingly!!
- If they feel solid, like you or I, they are probably OK, but we don’t know for sure. Try the secret handshake with this person If they reciprocate — if they know the secret handshake, they are an angel! If they don’t know the secret handshake, they are surely a real person.
- If they refuse to shake, you can be certain you are dealing with a “Just man made perfect”, who knows the secret handshake, but he/she is not solid, and thus can’t shake your hand.
They also have a guide to help you overcome (haha) masturbation.
Yet another religion posting….
I guess they’re secret handshake is no longer a secret. Unless, of course, the devil can’t surf the Net.
Religion is a major source of comedy. Three cheers for religion!