From Morningwood Enterprises (link removed – no longer works):
Tired of waking up to the annoying buzzer of an alarm clock?
Don’t start your day with a premature evacuation – wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire!
Morningwood Enterprises is pleased to introduce the amazing Ah! Wake Alarm Clock – the way man was meant to wake up! Begin each day with the exciting sounds of a beautiful woman’s pleasure.
Be sure to check out the alarm sound samples.