How To Quit Eating Poop

Posted on May. 9, 2004 by Jody

stop eating poopFrom amazon.com, Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop) (3.5-oz container). One of the reviews:

Unlike the other reviewers, this product didn’t have the magic effect I had hoped for. I still feel a constant and irrepresible desire to nibble on my poop on the most inconvienient occasions. That said, I still take S.E.P. on a daily basis, because the peppermint and parsely are great at disguising my chronic bad breath.

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One Response to How To Quit Eating Poop

  1. Ryan says:
    May. 11, 2004 at 7:49 am

    I should buy some for my dog. Any idea if it works on next-door neighbor’s dog poop?

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