Free To Be Pure is a journal written by a guy trying not to masturbate for 40 days. Funny stuff, if you ignore the Christian slant (but then, you could argue that makes it funnier):
This 40 day fast from masterbation, is seriously difficult.
Next time your sitting in front of the tv, or your computer, and there’s a naked woman that’s about to pop up on the screen…. stop, and remember that you have the freedom to not look, and to not masterbate. God Bless you Guys!
Good luck.
(via Exploding Cigar)
Maybe he can spend all of that time not “masterbating” and learn how to spell “masturbate.”