May 24 2004

I Wouldn’t Eat That

Jody posted this at 9:34 am under food & drink, humor

The Sneeze presents Steve, Don’t Eat It!, where he samples “food” most adult humans wouldn’t eat. An excerpt from his latest installment:

Until now, the foods I’ve sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable “Steve Don’t Eat It” candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I’m not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I’m talking about breast milk.

Only five items have been sampled so far:

  1. Potted Meat Food Product
  2. Pickled Pork Rinds
  3. Beggin’ Strips
  4. 1991 Urkel-Os
  5. Breast Milk

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