Change Your Name Gangsta Style

The Gangsta Name Generator:

So, you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Type in your current boring-ass name and be re-dubbed.

Jody Cairns = Stinky Nut Rappa
Steel White Table = Sherman Tank Gangsta

Note their disclaimer:

I take no responsibility for the name you get. It’s all by random numbers, so if you get one that hurts your feelings, change your name or something. Besides, it’s for fun, ya idiots!

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

(thanks, Neil)

About Jody

Family man, living in New Brunswick, Canada.
This entry was posted in humour and tagged , , .
Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to Change Your Name Gangsta Style

  1. Pender says:

    Old name: Pender

    I now dub your ass:
    Crouching Bitch

  2. Ryan says:

    Old name: Ryan Weagle
    Gangsta name: Heavy Nutz da Hung Daddy

  3. Pender says:

    Mine’s better!

  4. Jody says:

    Definition of gangsta: Gangsters are members of a professional crime organization, i.e. a gang. Famous examples of such organizations include the Mafia, Crips and Yakuza. Today a corruption of the word, “gangsta”, has become fashionable in rap music, and no longer necessarily refers to a criminal.

  5. Ryan says:

    Mine got more comments, so mine’s better!

  6. Patrick Smith says:

    Um yes. I would like my name to be turned into what you people call “gangster”. Ok so do my name please. Thank you very much. Patrick Smith

  7. loredana says:

    nothing to say

  8. August Hegg says:

    I want a name that everybody remembers and that means money!!

  9. JESSICA says:

    hey thanxz

  10. Scot says:

    thankz

  11. brian says:

    can some 1 get me a gangsta name

  12. april says:

    change my name into a gangsta name peace luv and hairgrease