Dead Dogs and Indian Names

DiVERSiONZ led me to DeadDog.com, a site with a lot of jokes, including:

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said, “Implants?”
She hit me.

The site notes:

No Copyrights – Steal All You Want

And totally related to dead dogs, here’s the Dead Dog Cafe fully automated Authentic Indian Name Generator:

Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Wednesday, June 23, 2004, the wheels were ‘spun’ for JODY CAIRNS and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Benjamin Happy Canary

What’s yours?

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Family man, living in New Brunswick, Canada.
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4 Responses to Dead Dogs and Indian Names

  1. Pender says:

    Allen Coy Dodobird

    I hate my life.

  2. Phillip says:

    PHILLIP CAIRNS will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: William Pristine Cockle. However…

    PHILLIP S. CAIRNS will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: William Teetering Ant. (Yeah, that’s better.)

  3. Jenny says:

    Now I’m Eileen Quirky Fireweed.

    When I’m old I’ll be Eileen Senile Fireweed.

  4. Dave says:

    DeadDog.Com… probably the most fun I have ever had on the net. (with my pants on)

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