The Perfect Compliment Response

A compliment response for ALL occasions:

Well, you know, I do push-ups.

Examples:

  • Excellent report, Jody.
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • Nice haircut!
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • That was a funny post at Steel White Table.
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • Excellent spagetti!
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

So, forget “Thanks”.

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5 Responses to The Perfect Compliment Response

  1. Pender says:

    You should qualify that with ALMOST all occasions. Here’s a secenario:

    I’m hanging out at my favorite brothel doing pushups, some super hot chick in a leather spandex suit with the crotch and breasts cut out comes up to me and says “good form on those pushups,” I reply “Well, you know, I do push-ups”.. I don’t get laid.

    All your fault.

  2. Chris O says:

    ahahahahaha

  3. Jody says:

    No way. It’ll work in ANY OCCASION. You don’t deserve to get laid if you’re doing pushups at a brothel; there are better things to do.

  4. Jason says:

    roflmao

  5. Pender says:

    No way, you’re so full of shit, I’d deserve to get laid for doing the pushups cause my manboobs would be all puffed out and sexy looking, I wouldn’t deserve it for replying with that inappropriate comment.

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