Entertainment Cliches

The Movie Cliches List:

This is a list of the most annoying and common logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies.

Some samples:

  • If you’re a woman in a film and have just finished a steamy lovemaking session, make sure to lay back and pull the sheets up to your neck, just like in real life.
  • Time will stand still when when the hero is in the presence of a company logo.
  • Eight to ten-year-old kids are the best computer hackers on earth and can break into any system.

Dead Dogs and Indian Names

DiVERSiONZ led me to DeadDog.com, a site with a lot of jokes, including:

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said, “Implants?”
She hit me.

The site notes:

No Copyrights – Steal All You Want

And totally related to dead dogs, here’s the Dead Dog Cafe fully automated Authentic Indian Name Generator:

Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Wednesday, June 23, 2004, the wheels were ‘spun’ for JODY CAIRNS and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Benjamin Happy Canary

What’s yours?

The Perfect Compliment Response

A compliment response for ALL occasions:

Well, you know, I do push-ups.

Examples:

  • Excellent report, Jody.
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • Nice haircut!
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • That was a funny post at Steel White Table.
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

  • Excellent spagetti!
  • Well, you know, I do push-ups.

So, forget “Thanks”.

If you’re looking for a way to compliment someone, try The Surrealist Compliment Generator.

Stupidity Is Finally Awarded

Vote in the The 2nd Annual World Stupidity Awards. Among the nominies for the Stupidest Country of the Year:

Canada (Host Country for the Stupidity Awards is automatically nominated)

The nominies for the Stupidest Statement of the Year:

  • “Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?” – Jessica Simpson
  • “YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!” – Howard Dean
  • “I do” – Britney Spears
  • “It was a wardrobe malfunction.” – Justin Timberlake
  • “Major combat operations have ended in Iraq.” – President Bush