The Moral of the Story

Aesop Fables:

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Here’s the story behind the moral Clothes may disguise a fool, but his words will give him away:

The Ass in the Lion’s Skin
An ass, having put on the Lion’s skin, roamed about in the forest and amused himself by frightening all the foolish animals he met in his wanderings. At last coming upon a Fox, he tried to frighten him also, but the Fox no sooner heard the sound of his voice than he exclaimed, “I might possibly have been frightened myself, if I had not heard your bray.”

How to Behave In An English Pub

If I ever go to England I plan on studying HOWTO: Drink like an Englishman, in an English pub:

when being served, your order should end with the word please. Once your change has been returned, a thankyou is required. Don’t embarrass the barstaff by leaving your change; if you want to tip then offer to get the bar[wo]man a drink.
Remember, gentlemen drink pints… Ordering anything other than a pint as your first few drinks will have you labelled as a big girly poof with limp wrists.