Jul 04 2004

Browsing Discreetly

Jody posted this at 1:57 pm under internet & computers, what i did today

Smiley SpyI moved my computer from the basement to our sunroom, making room for my wife’s quilting and craft projects. Now my computer monitor is facing an open area, such that I can’t, uh, compute discreetly. Researching entries to post on Steel White Table (Yeah, researching. Give me a break.) sometimes leads me to sites that could be considered porn, so I can’t research comfortably now knowing that someone can see what I’m doing.

So on that theme, here are some tips on how to browse the internet discreetly:

  • In Windows, learn how to press Alt-Esc or Alt-Tab quickly (assuming there’s another program running at the same time).
  • Use Boss! or a similar program that can hide open programs with a keystroke.
  • Claim you’re doing research for Steel White Table.
  • Or to hell with discretion and admit to yourself (and others) that you’re only doing what’s natural, and there’s no reason to be ashamed. Right.

4 Responses to “Browsing Discreetly”. Leave a Reply.

  1. Penderon 04 Jul 2004 at 3:44 pm

    Shit j0dy, if you want research just go to http://www.sublimedirectory.com or http://www.bonme.com

  2. Jodyon 05 Jul 2004 at 7:55 am

    I don’t need to research that badly.

  3. Chris Oon 05 Jul 2004 at 1:50 pm

    i took my PC to fredericton this weekend and copied 27.6 gigs of discrete computing from dennis’ PC.

  4. Jodyon 05 Jul 2004 at 1:56 pm

    “Discrete” computing almost sounds legitimate (as opposed to “discreet”).

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