The Bible According to Cheese Or, A Brie History of Time:
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We have included events found in both the Hebrew Scriptures (Mold Testament) and the Christian Scriptures (Bleu Testament).
From Matthew 3.13:15:
13: Then Cheesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by Parma-John.
14: But Parma-John tried to deter him, saying, “I need to be baptized by you, and do you come to me?”
15: Cheesus replied, “Let it be so now; it is proper for us to do this to fulfill all righteousness.” Then Parma-John consented.
