The 37 Commandments

The Men Commandments. An excerpt:

  • If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
  • The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
  • Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
  • Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.

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