Jul 30 2004

Create A New You

Jody posted this at 5:38 pm under life

A New Identity, Inc. - Be The Person You Always Wanted To Be:

Why bother with credit card debt, car loans, and home mortgages when you can leave them all behind? All you need to do is complete our free evaluation form, tell us a little bit about yourself now, and who you would like to become in the future. We’ll analyze your information, determine the best identity for you, and send you a confirmation profile of the new you. Your identity will come complete with all necessary proof of existence, and cross-referenced by local and federal authorities. Once you accept your new identity, you may begin to enjoy the new you.

This is good:

Many people ask how this service is possible. Through the use of the internet and numerous organizations who exchange consumer information online, we are able to tap into this huge resource of personal and confidential information, modify it to your instructions, and provide you with an end product that exceeds your expectations.

That is, they’re stealing information from other people for you.


One Response to “Create A New You”. Leave a Reply.

  1. M.Hon 13 Jun 2005 at 11:25 pm

    tired of my present life. I need a new start.

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