Isn’t About Time The U.S. Invaded Canada?

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Why invade Canada?
Canada Has Stuff!
First off, let’s make Alaska actually connected to the U.S. again! Those Alaskan folks are always getting screwed by not being part of the “continental 48 states”. Let’s give them a nice little bridge downstairs. A little bit of farmland never hurt anything either, but forget the permafrost part. Canada is the second largest country in the world, let’s fix that.
It’s possible
Why go to the moon? Because it’s there. Same with Canada, it’s just colder than the moon.

(NOTE: I noticed I’ve posted a notable amount of Canadian related entries, so I added a category just for them. You’re welcome.)

6 Replies to “Isn’t About Time The U.S. Invaded Canada?”

  1. The minute you make us mad, we shut off the fresh water, and all Americans either drink their severely polluted water and die, or die of thirst. Is it worth that risk?

  2. I think you missed the keyword “invade”. They run in and make us turn the water back on.. Heh

    They have the filtration techniques to clean up their water, it just costs more money. They woudln’t just sit around dying of unclean water, they’d do something about it.

  3. The one reason that the invasion wouldn’t be a success is that Americans are so ignorant about Canada that they wouldn’t know in which direction to launch their invasion. Most Americans think Tim Hortons is our Prime Minister…

  4. To the person who wrote this website, do some traveling outside the USA (not just to Canada, but Europe, Asia, etc…). I have. You’ll soon discover a lot of negativity against Americans. Sad but true, the USA is one of the most hated countries on the planet. I personally like the United States based its founding principles (justice, liberty, freedom of the people). However, America has lost its way thanks to people like you with arrogant/imperialist attitudes that continually degrade your country’s reputation abroad.

  5. LOL funny post really funny
    i moved from uk to canada in april 21 04
    and i must admit candaa sucks
    also canada does test the us to its max just thinking it has its rights and canada is a bla bla no1 cares!
    us can crush canada in a blink of an eye but canada is all this peace and love
    that aint gonna get you anywhere
    so as a “canadian” (UK FOR LIFE) i think canada should just stop moaning and do its own thing!
    Things like when the us went around the northwest terroity and canada went mad SERIOUSLY MAN GET A LIFE CANADA!
    I watch the news guess whats ALWAYS ON EVERY DAY!
    – New record of snow in an area
    – cars getting stuck in snow (booo hoooo)
    – 1 death in a year =O wow amazing!
    – trains blocked due to snow
    THATS IT ITS SO BORING I SWEAR! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF CANADA!

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