Microsoft Seems Anxious To Get Rid Of Software

How To Cost Microsoft Money:

Microsoft has a form on their website that you can fill out to get a copy of Windows XP SP2 on CD at no charge (with free shipping by Purolator).
I ordered one.
Then, at the Order Confirmation screen, I clicked Back, then Refresh, then Retry (since the form had to be posted again). I did this 149 times.
I got 150 order-confirmation emails.

And guess what… yup, you guessed right:

So you can imagine my surprise when I get a call from Purolator saying “we have two huge bags of envelopes here for you, please come pick them up at the depot on Grant Timmins Drive”.

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A Review Of “Calculating God” By Robert J. Sawyer

Calculating God by Robert J. Sawyer
Rating: Rating: 8 out of 10 stars (8/10)

This is a science-fiction novel about aliens trying “to discover why God has behaved as he has and to determine his methods”. Due to cataclysmic events occurring simultaneously on different planets and the fact that life exists, the aliens think the universe was designed. When they arrive in downtown Toronto they ask to see a paleontologist to help them gather evidence of how life evolved on Earth, to further their theological “facts”. It’s a compelling start to the story, a skill the author excels at.

What I liked:

  • Thoughtful ideas and dialogue about religion, faith, and God. This isn’t a religious novel; it’s a science-fiction story about the concept of creatures of such intelligence and control that they can manipulate stars. The protagonist is an atheist, so he’s incredulous about the aliens’ beliefs, trying to understand how intelligent beings can believe in a God, a God that permits cancer to exist, among other tragedies.
  • Fast-paced, visual story. It’s easy to picture the setting and circumstances; most everything takes place in a museum with only few characters.
  • The ending. A lot of reviews I’ve read didn’t like the novel’s ending; and although it’s predictable, it brings closure. The book makes you question why life evolved: with the chance of it occuring being so complicated and remote, there had to be some design behind it; yet you don’t get the impression the author is pushing any view onto the reader – it’s up to you to decide how to interpret the three radically different views presented (atheism, theism, and strict fundamentalism).
  • Cool title.
  • Fun for readers familiar with Toronto, where the novel takes place.

What I didn’t like:

  • Pop-culture and product references. You could argue it gives a sense of time and place, but I can’t help think that the author’s getting paid for those endorsements, and that sours my appreciation of his work.
  • Clumsy writing style, but I suspect that’s part of its success: like Dan Brown’s over-rated novels, its style has mass-appeal.

Sawyer has been called Canada’s Michael Crichton; he writes fast-paced, easy to read novels that tend to grab your interest from the first page. I’ve read most of his works, and I’ll continue doing so; I like his ideas and they’re an interesting, quick read; they’re good novels for when you’re on the road.

Rating: 81/100.

Technical Songs

Yellow Subroutine:

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man, who played with ‘C’.
And he coded his whole life
On a stack of Function Keys.
So we traced to his data schemes,
Til we found a ‘C’ routine..
And we lived beneath the SAVES,
In our yellow Sub-Routine…
WE ALL live in A YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE,
YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE, YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE …. (ETC)

Lots of Computer songs and poems available. Here’s a portion of Purple Hacks (i.e. Purple Haze):

Purple hacks
are all around
Fingers so fast my feet
don’t touch the ground
It’s inspiration
it’s a mystery
Whatever it is, these hacks
put a spell on me
(Help me … help me … )