Sep 01 2004

Manager Quotes

Jody posted this at 6:10 pm under humor, office

Dilbert Quote Competition:

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there! Any of them sound familiar?

Some samples:

  • E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business. (Accounting Manager, Electric Boat Company)
  • We recently received a memo for senior management saying, “This memo is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above.” (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)

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