, the movie:
The first testament says “an eye for an eye.”
The second testament says “love thy neighbour.”
The third testament – KICKS ASS!
One of the reviews at the Internet Movie Database is funny:
I wanted to like this movie so much… I feel betrayed. Here we have Jesus Christ engaging in martial arts combat. With vampires. Lesbian vampires. While teaming with El Santo. How can you miss!? Well, you can miss when you have no talent to back the thing up. The acting just hurt, the fight scenes were slow and dully choreographed, and the rendition of Santo was just depressing. It shows that some times a small budget can really hurt a movie.