Are You Addicted?

You Know You’re Addicted… When…

Some samples:

You Know You’re Addicted to Star Trek When…

  • Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot
  • You’re hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so

You Know You’re Addicted to Coding When…

  • You have nightmares about COBOL and ADA. [I've had nightmares in binary. Beat that! - Jody]
  • Whenever somebody asks you to do something, you try to think of a way to write a program that would help you.
  • You wake up in the middle of the night with the solution to your coding problem.
  • You got a D in Computer Programming class because you where coding a plasma effect instead of a “Hello World!” program.

All of the addictions have this as their last item:

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to…

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Family man, living in New Brunswick, Canada.
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