My wife and I went to the hospital today for a scheduled ultrasound, to see how the kid-in-the-womb is doing. It weighs 1785 grams (that’s 3.9 pounds) at 32 weeks. It’s a hospital policy not to provide the baby’s gender (something to do with potential lawsuits if they told you wrong), but I asked to see its genitals anyway; I wanted to guess. I think it’s going to be a boy: I thought I saw big ole testicles on it.
We still haven’t decided on a male name.
re: “I thought I saw big ole testicles on it.”
That reminds me of what Homer said during Bart’s birth after the doctor told him it was a boy.
Homer: “And WHAT a boy!”
Doctor: “No, Mr. Simpson, that’s the umbilical cord.”
Congrats on this. I didn’t know. I recommend the name Zeke for a boy Samantha for a girl.
Jody if it’s a boy.
Dawn if it’s a girl.
Just kidding.
How ’bout Dax, if it’s a boy.
I like all these suggestions; unfortunately, I ain’t the only one making the decision.
Dawn: will you like ANYTHING I like?! What did you like?
I like Lucy for girls and Five for a boy.
Name it Timmy O’Toole.