Oct 13 2004

They Say That In The Army…

Jody posted this at 11:12 am under humor, music & audio

U.S. Army Marching and Running Cadences:

Me and Superman got into a fight;
hit him in the head with Kryptonite.
I hit him so hard that I busted his brain;
and now I’m dating Lois Lane.

Me and Batman had it out too;
I kicked him in the head with my combat boot.
I kicked him in the head with my left boot heal;
and now I’m driving that Bat-Mobile.

Me and the Hulk went blow for blow;
but I like green so I let him go.
And I guess you’ve heard about a guy named Flash;
we raced around the track ’till he puked in the grass.

You can buy CDs of this stuff.


2 Responses to “They Say That In The Army…”. Leave a Reply.

  1. Ryanon 13 Oct 2004 at 12:07 pm

    Where’s the Canadian content, Jody?

  2. Jodyon 13 Oct 2004 at 12:09 pm

    The Flash is Canadian.

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