Oct 16 2004

And Google Said, Let There Be Search

Jody posted this at 2:03 pm under humor, internet & computers, religion

Google As GodThe Google Bible:

Just for fun (and no offense) I replaced the following ten words in the King James Bible:

God with Google,
Light with Search,
Earth with Web,
Heaven with Googleplex,
Adam with Googlebot,
Egypt with Microsoft,
LORD with ENGINE,
Israel with California,
Noah with Silicon Valley,
and Man with Algorithm.

Some amusing quotes:

006:005 And Google saw that the wickedness of algorithm was great in the web, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

006:006 And it repented the ENGINE that he had made algorithm on the web, and it grieved him at his heart.

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