Yeah, those are all me. I’m considering adding my ugly mug as part of a new logo design for Steel White Table, similar to the example shown below (click for larger view, if you dare).
I voted for 3, but actually, I like 1 as well :-)
1. You look too young.
2. Your brain is cut off but at least I can see up your nose.
3. What are you looking at, SQUINTY? This one bugs me.
4. You look like a greasy columbian drug dealer.. I like it!
5. You get em, killer.
6. You’re scrunching up your face and making a chipmunk mouth.. Kinda funny.
7. Cute/instantly annoying.
8. Looks like the sun don’t shine out your ass, but out of the top of your head. I think that’s the nicest one out of the lot.
I would suggest actually getting a picture of a steel white table. Perhaps one with an old computer on it, or a keyboard leaned against the leg, or a photo of one in a garbage dump.