Dec 21 2004
I Don’t Get It
Jody: I don’t get why people get angry. Because I never get angry, many would say that I surpass my emotions or some b.s., but really, what’s the point?
Phillip: Sorry to break the news to you, Jody, but you don’t get angry because you don’t care about anything. In this regard, you’re a sociopath, albeit a harmless one.
Jody: I also don’t get why people (I was going to write “girls”) wear make-up. Sure I know WHY they do it, but it doesn’t make sense to me.
Phillip: No argument here. I know girls from 20 years ago who began wearing make-up when they were 13 or 14 years old. Now, in their early 30s, they look like old bags — because they’ve been clogging their pores with make-up for 20 years. What’d they expect? These are women who, when they’re 40, will look downright scary.
Jody: Number 3: I don’t get fighting over religion. Idiots.
Phillip: Yup. The only reason religion or anything is stupid, though, is because people are stupid.
Jody: I don’t get drinking single-malt scotch with ice. Heathens.
Phillip: The best is from the episode of “Friends” where Tom Selleck’s character pours Monica a “scotch on the rocks with a twist.” (???!?!?!?!??!?!!???!!!!) And then he pours her a Glenlivet.
Jody: “On the rocks with twist.” You might as well pour milk in it.
Phillip: Yup.
I don’t get why people (I was going to write “jody”) use pointless asides.
Hahahahahahaha! How’s Alaska? What’s Jim REALLY like?