Monthly Archives: January 2005

A Star Wars Parody

Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope [Revenge of the Sith parody]: This project took about three months to complete. I’ll have to say that it was one of the hardest to bring to life. I originally planned on this … Continue reading

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Websites From Guys Named Keith

A review of websites from guys named Keith (in no particular order): Welcome to Keith’s Homepage: I think this Keith may have been drunk when he created his site. He writes: “Thankyou for stopping by to take a look at … Continue reading

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Breast Milk: Soon Sold At A Corner Store Near You

The man who swears by breast milk: A 59-year-old American has been drinking breast milk for the past four years in a bid to fight cancer. He found a milk donor through an ex-colleague. “His wife was nursing an eight … Continue reading

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Name Your Disease

Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry offers… a full diagnosis and registration service, by which your current (or imminent) ailment can be archived in your name, in perpetuity. For example: Steel white tableitis: Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: vague appetite changes, being able to … Continue reading

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Today’s Life Lesson: Remember To Close The Drapes

Court OKs masturbation at home: The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that masturbating at home is not an offence, even if the activity can be seen by peeking neighbours… “A person has the freedom in his or her own … Continue reading

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