It’s Groundhog Day! and the peasants rejoice

Happy Groundhog Day! THE best holiday in the history of holidays! (Like Christmas, what the hell is that all about?)

So Phil came out of his hole today and “said” there’s gonna be 6 more weeks of winter. Unlike every other year where winter ends in May or June sometime, apparently it’s going to end in the middle of march this year! Hallelujah! Praise Phil!

Go visit freakin’ Punxsutawney Phil before you make him mad!

For only $10 (plus $2 per greeting card sent to you PERSONALLY by Punxsutawney Phil), YOU TOO can be a part of his club!

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