Zogg Sees All

Golden Book About ZoggMy Little Golden Book About Zogg:

It was while I was reading the ingredient label on a jar of Gouldens Dry Scalp Formula that I looked to the children’s book rack and there spied the title “My Little Golden Book About God.”
In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life’s most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!
For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise.

This made me laugh, but will probably offend someone.

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