Feb 15 2005
Zogg Sees All
My Little Golden Book About Zogg:
It was while I was reading the ingredient label on a jar of Gouldens Dry Scalp Formula that I looked to the children’s book rack and there spied the title “My Little Golden Book About God.”
In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life’s most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!
For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise.
In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life’s most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!
For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise.
This made me laugh, but will probably offend someone.
I feel the entire history of online technology, from the ARPANET through to today, was merely preparation for this tome’s appearance.