Mar 03 2005
Things I’ve Done That Other People Probably Haven’t
Lonita compiled an impressive list of 10 Things I’ve Done That Other People Probably Haven’t, including:
- not filed a tax return for four years [how old are you?! - jody]
- flown over Greenland
- danced (half) naked in the rain
Her More (possible) uniqueness is interesting, too.
The only things I could come up with are:
- Worked as a lumberjack (”wood cutter” in their terms), mechanic, busboy, telemarkerter, painter, stockboy, security guard, driveway tarrer (you know, one of the guys who’ll tar your paved driveway), soldier (reserves), and software developer.
- Parachuted and didn’t find it exciting.
- Cod jigging in Newfoundland.
- Can’t get high smoking marijuana (I’ve been told I don’t know how to inhale).
- Drinks warm beer.
You forgot to say you ran over a squirrel — and thusly killed it.
I don’t think that’s unique.
i once drank urine.
what do i win?
Chris, what do you win? It depends: Did you drink the urine on PURPOSE?
You win a one-way ticket to AWESOMEVILLE!!!!
indeed i did.. :( it was in a dirty old ice cream container too… about an hour later a hooker was also called to the premises, i don’t think she even noticed! yes, i was very drunk.
I swam in the Hudson’s Bay, eaten whale blubber (don’t try that at home), and I’ve sold ice cubes to Eskimos (well, actually they were Inuit).