May 16 2005
Believe What You Want
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology:
“Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology’s central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality,” the AIR [American Institute of Religions] report read.
Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted - even encouraged - to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like the Kool-Aid Man are valid objects of Fictionological worship.
“Sure, it’s total bullshit,” Jurgenson added. “But that’s Fictionology. Praise Batman!”
Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted - even encouraged - to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like the Kool-Aid Man are valid objects of Fictionological worship.
“Sure, it’s total bullshit,” Jurgenson added. “But that’s Fictionology. Praise Batman!”


