Jul 04 2005
Horoscopes Are Broke
Russian astrologist sues NASA over comet crash:
A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million…
“It is obvious that elements of the comet’s orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope,” Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday’s collision.
“It is obvious that elements of the comet’s orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope,” Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday’s collision.
I should add a new category for these type of posts: stupid or retarded.
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Tags: horoscopes, nasa
Well, NASA could give here $100 so she can redo those scrolly horoscope thingies.
Nasa should give her a quick and justified death.