Jan 08 2006
I Hate Shaving
I decided to stop shaving. Every winter I grow a beard; it’s that time now. I shave irregularly anyway, so people probably won’t notice.
Unfortunately, I can’t grow a full, bushy beard, like Phillip; one side grows patchy, so I usually trim it down to a goatee; however, this time I’m not going to trim it until someone points out my uneven growth.



I have to look at your mug every day. Do you think I will not notice?
Jody, you are so full of it. You grow a beard every winter. Right. Sure.
I do. Why do you doubt it?
He grew one last year. I think I have a picture while we were in Flint. It was a goatee if I recall correctly.
Don’t you know too much salt is bad for you? Every year you lose a bit of pepper and gain a bit of salt.