Jan 21 2006
How About If I’m Mister Purple?
Jedi DogsHolmes Sweet Holmes Productions presents an amalgam of Star Wars ep. III Revenge of the Sith and Reservoir Dogs with hilarious results.
A 2 minute and 33 second clip from Star Wars III overdubbed with classic dialogue from Reservoir Dogs. Not laugh-out-loud funny, but amusing.
It was Ha Funny, but not Ha Ha Ha funny.
It’s a shame, I have never seen Resevoir Dogs.
Never saw Reservoir Dogs? You have to see it…
Four Rooms is another you should see.
I know, I know!
Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are two movies I somehow missed. At least for Pulp Fiction I have seen bits and pieces of it. I think I might purchase the two.
You haven’t seen Pulp Fiction either?!!
Lord liftin’ jezuz. Ya heathen.
Why do I have to be Mr.Pink?
Tommyboy, here’s your answer:
MR. PINK
Why am I Mr. Pink?
JOE
Cause you’re a faggot.
Everybody laughs.
MR. PINK
Why can’t we pick out our own
colors?
JOE
I tried that once, it don’t work.
You get four guys fighting over
who’s gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you’re not
Mr. Yellow.
MR. BROWN
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That’s too
close to Mr. Shit.
Everybody laughs.
MR. PINK
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I’m Mr. Purple.
JOE
You’re not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job’s Mr. Purple.
You’re Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who
cares if you’re Mr. Pink, Mr.
Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss…
MR. PINK
Oh that’s really easy for you to
say, you’re Mr. White. You gotta
cool-sounding name. So tell me,
Mr. White, if you think “Mr. Pink”
is no big deal, you wanna trade?
JOE
Nobody’s trading with anybody!
Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin
city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here,
my way or the highway. And you
can go down either of ‘em. So
what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
MR. PINK
Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget
it. This is beneath me. I’m Mr.
Pink, let’s move on.
No! Michelle give me shit over that one too. It’s not I don’t want to see it, I just missed it somehow. I probably took a date to see a chick flick or some forgetable movie when Pulp Fiction came out. So, I never went to see it.
in another life i had two high school students do this in class…the attempt was mediocre so i told them to try next time i was in…three weeks later i am back at this school having forgotten about it and these guys were so excited…anyway they nailed it just as you have written…it was kinda a neat “educational” moment…never had a problem with that “promblem” class….