Comments on: How About If I’m Mister Purple? http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/ Careful. We don't want to learn from this. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:31:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7346 tommyboy Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:16:32 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7346 in another life i had two high school students do this in class...the attempt was mediocre so i told them to try next time i was in...three weeks later i am back at this school having forgotten about it and these guys were so excited...anyway they nailed it just as you have written...it was kinda a neat "educational" moment...never had a problem with that "promblem" class.... in another life i had two high school students do this in class…the attempt was mediocre so i told them to try next time i was in…three weeks later i am back at this school having forgotten about it and these guys were so excited…anyway they nailed it just as you have written…it was kinda a neat “educational” moment…never had a problem with that “promblem” class….

]]> By: rekounas http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7327 rekounas Mon, 23 Jan 2006 20:04:30 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7327 <blockquote>You haven’t seen Pulp Fiction either?!!</blockquote> No! Michelle give me shit over that one too. It's not I don't want to see it, I just missed it somehow. I probably took a date to see a chick flick or some forgetable movie when Pulp Fiction came out. So, I never went to see it.

You haven’t seen Pulp Fiction either?!!

No! Michelle give me shit over that one too. It’s not I don’t want to see it, I just missed it somehow. I probably took a date to see a chick flick or some forgetable movie when Pulp Fiction came out. So, I never went to see it.

]]> By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7326 Phillip Mon, 23 Jan 2006 19:25:10 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7326 Tommyboy, here's your answer: MR. PINK Why am I Mr. Pink? JOE Cause you're a faggot. <i>Everybody laughs.</i> MR. PINK Why can't we pick out our own colors? JOE I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. MR. BROWN Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too close to Mr. Shit. <i>Everybody laughs.</i> MR. PINK Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple. JOE You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink. MR. WHITE Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss... MR. PINK Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade? JOE Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? MR. PINK Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on. Tommyboy, here’s your answer:

MR. PINK
Why am I Mr. Pink?

JOE
Cause you’re a faggot.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Why can’t we pick out our own
colors?

JOE
I tried that once, it don’t work.
You get four guys fighting over
who’s gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you’re not
Mr. Yellow.

MR. BROWN
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That’s too
close to Mr. Shit.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I’m Mr. Purple.

JOE
You’re not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job’s Mr. Purple.
You’re Mr. Pink.

MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who
cares if you’re Mr. Pink, Mr.
Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss…

MR. PINK
Oh that’s really easy for you to
say, you’re Mr. White. You gotta
cool-sounding name. So tell me,
Mr. White, if you think “Mr. Pink”
is no big deal, you wanna trade?

JOE
Nobody’s trading with anybody!
Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin
city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here,
my way or the highway. And you
can go down either of ‘em. So
what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

MR. PINK
Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget
it. This is beneath me. I’m Mr.
Pink, let’s move on.

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7319 tommyboy Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:07:08 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7319 Why do I have to be Mr.Pink? Why do I have to be Mr.Pink?

]]> By: Jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7318 Jody Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:06:46 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7318 You haven't seen Pulp Fiction either?!! Lord liftin' jezuz. Ya heathen. You haven’t seen Pulp Fiction either?!!

Lord liftin’ jezuz. Ya heathen.

]]> By: rekounas http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7317 rekounas Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:58:06 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7317 I know, I know! Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are two movies I somehow missed. At least for Pulp Fiction I have seen bits and pieces of it. I think I might purchase the two. I know, I know!

Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are two movies I somehow missed. At least for Pulp Fiction I have seen bits and pieces of it. I think I might purchase the two.

]]> By: Steve http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7310 Steve Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:59:56 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7310 Never saw Reservoir Dogs? You <i>have</i> to see it... Four Rooms is another you should see. Never saw Reservoir Dogs? You have to see it…

Four Rooms is another you should see.

]]> By: rekounas http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7292 rekounas Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:02:41 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/01/21/how-about-if-im-mister-purple/#comment-7292 It was Ha Funny, but not Ha Ha Ha funny. It's a shame, I have never seen Resevoir Dogs. It was Ha Funny, but not Ha Ha Ha funny.

It’s a shame, I have never seen Resevoir Dogs.

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