Feb 13 2006

I’m Not Stephen King

Jody posted this at 9:08 pm under humor, reading & writing

Being Stephen King, the horror storyBeing Stephen King:

And thus it came to be, that yet another King family loosed a Stephen upon the world, another poor soul doomed to answer, at least several times a day, “Are you the real Stephen King?”

You have now entered the Stephen Kings’ home page… a place for the many of us whose daily lives are defined by who we are not.

I bet The Jody Cairns Club would have less members than Phillip’s, and I’d probably be the only male.


3 Responses to “I’m Not Stephen King”. Leave a Reply.

  1. rekounason 13 Feb 2006 at 10:43 pm

    I am the 4th Grigorios Rekounas on the earth. Greeks name their first born son after the father’s father. My dad had 3 other brothers. One of my father’s brothers named his only son Kosta.

    Grigorios. You have a hard time pronouncing Ghyslain.

  2. Penderon 14 Feb 2006 at 11:01 am

    I’m probably the only in the entire world. My club is VERY exclusive.

  3. Ashleyon 14 Feb 2006 at 8:48 pm

    I am absolutely the only AP V. Of course, there were AP I, AP II, AP I (the return), AP II, AP III, AP IV and now there is AP VI. Answering the phone at my grandfather’s house was often comical.

    But the most famous of the batch was some poor murdered girl whose retarded parents weren’t aware Ashley is a boy’s name (I’ve got 214 years of proof, as I think I indicated). Wrecked all my page ranks for a year.

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