http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/05/07/how-to-live-long-and-prosper/ You're soaking in it! Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:13:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/05/07/how-to-live-long-and-prosper/comment-page-1/#comment-12770 Pender Mon, 08 May 2006 17:40:55 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/05/07/how-to-live-long-and-prosper/#comment-12770 1. Don’t Oversleep You get what you can get when you're a programmer, who likes to play video games and/or has a fandamily. 2. Be optimistic Easy for you to say, optimistic jerk. 3. Have more sex How do you know I'm not already having it 8 times a day? 4. Get a pet I got 2. 5. Get a VAP What's a vap? and... no 6. Be rich Gee, thanks, asshole. 7. Stop smoking I guess I better start, so I can stop and be stressed out about it all the time. 8. Chill out If I get any more cool your head will friggin' asplode. 9. Eat your antioxidants Specify which ones! I take omega 3-6-9, vitamin E and eat oatmeal every day. Nobody will live longer than me, nobody. 10. Marry well Marry well to you too! Although I've never heard of this holiday before, is it religious? 11. Exercise What, sitting on the couch screaming at sports with a bag of chips on my 300lb belly doesn't count?! Eating uses calories too ya know! 12. Laugh a little I laugh a lot, at stupid things like this. 13. Lose weight I'm too skinny, I'm trying to gain, jerk. 14. Manage stress This thing is seriously stressing me. 15. Meditate No. 1. Don’t Oversleep
You get what you can get when you’re a programmer, who likes to play video games and/or has a fandamily.
2. Be optimistic
Easy for you to say, optimistic jerk.
3. Have more sex
How do you know I’m not already having it 8 times a day?
4. Get a pet
I got 2.
5. Get a VAP
What’s a vap? and… no
6. Be rich
Gee, thanks, asshole.
7. Stop smoking
I guess I better start, so I can stop and be stressed out about it all the time.
8. Chill out
If I get any more cool your head will friggin’ asplode.
9. Eat your antioxidants
Specify which ones! I take omega 3-6-9, vitamin E and eat oatmeal every day. Nobody will live longer than me, nobody.
10. Marry well
Marry well to you too! Although I’ve never heard of this holiday before, is it religious?
11. Exercise
What, sitting on the couch screaming at sports with a bag of chips on my 300lb belly doesn’t count?! Eating uses calories too ya know!
12. Laugh a little
I laugh a lot, at stupid things like this.
13. Lose weight
I’m too skinny, I’m trying to gain, jerk.
14. Manage stress
This thing is seriously stressing me.
15. Meditate
No.

]]>