Aug 08 2006
Hi There You Sexy God
A young woman entered the elevator with me this morning. She said, “I’m so tired! I hate getting up this early.” It was 10am. I said, “Do you work shifts?” “Yes,” she said. We arrived at her floor. “See ya”, she waved. “Bye”, I said, in my dark, handsome voice.
It always takes me aback when a pretty woman I don’t know starts talking to me.
I’m not just taken aback. I think someone should notify the CBC. The people must know!
I KNOW a CBC reporter, too.
Well, Ms. CBC reporter? This has GOT to be news worthy, eh?
Ah, the young bubbly ones are the best!
It takes me aback when any woman talks to me.
Actually, I think the news angle would be this:
“Tuesday morning, in a Moncton office building, Jody Cairns, who has failed to mature beyond a junior high school level, worked up his nerve and actually replied to a pretty woman who started the meaningless brand of small talk most of the human race has grown accustomed to. Hours later, the incident still on his mind, Cairns wrote yet another blog entry. The woman, meanwhile, forgot the incident as soon as the elevator doors opened.”
We would want to post that pic, though.
> who has failed to mature beyond a junior high school level
What does maturity got to do with it? THIS WAS A MOMENTOUS EVENT IN MY INSIGNIFICANT LIFE!
Have you taken the Milhouse poll yet?
ahahaha, that is always the highlight of my day too! hooray for hot womens!
Jenny’s reply was the best, I larfed loudly at it.
Jenny does this mean he still masturbates to pictures or kate bush listening to peter gabrial….or was that me…no it was jody….