Armor Of GodThe whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.
I added the emphasize. So, don’t depend on your parents or family members or your self-confidence, but a mythical being.
I love religion.
(via Townie Bastard)
Say what you will about the Wiccans but sleeping with a magic knife (a real one with some magic on top) sure beats corny, anti-moslem PJs for a sense of security.
Does it come in 2XL
Poor kids…