Aug 27 2006
Checking The Lotto
I recorded myself checking a lotto ticket. You’ll have to watch it to see if I won.
Maybe I’ll make this a weekly feature.
Update: I added it to Google Video.
Another update: Subsequent episodes have been posted.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Hmmmmmm… let me guess. You got struck by lightning instead.
I like to play the odds, you see.
I just checked my lotto as well. It was like I was reliving your video! I couldn’t find a pen and I swore a lot. I didn’t even win $10, which I do about 50% of the time. Guess I was in the bottom 50% this time.
The only difference between the lotto and lightning is that you can influence lightning. If all I had to do to win the lotto was run around with dry ice in my back pocket with a giant metal pole taped to my back while running through a field during a lightning storm, I’d have won 10 times by now!
I find if the metal pole is inserted into an orfice the overall affect is more satisfying…
That’s a good lottery winning tip, I’ll have to remember that one.
hahaha, i love the ending. “fuckin lotto!”