I need an excuse…

Dec 08 2006

Phillip posted this at 9:20 am under life

…to get out of going to a company Xmas party — and I need it today. I have to deliver the excuse by 4:00pm EST (or 5:30pm NST).

Come on people! I need your help here.

I will be in your debt.

# John Donaldsonon 08 Dec 2006 at 11:27 am

Is there a Taco Bell nearby? If so, go out to Taco Bell, grab bag from trash can, go to favorite take-out, put good food in bag, go back to work, eat food. Blame the Bell. Done.
# Rebeccaon 08 Dec 2006 at 12:41 pm

Migraines! It usually works for me! Say that someone was wearing too much perfume and the smell has made you nauseus, or something like that. Or it’s so dry, your sinuses siezed up.
# Hexabaon 08 Dec 2006 at 12:52 pm

Go - you might just have a good time. Besides I have to go to mine tomorrow night. So do what I am doing and suck it up and go.
# Jim Klosson 08 Dec 2006 at 3:34 pm

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! WHOLE WHEAT RADIO IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP! HELP! (Bring a bucket of water okay?)
# Ryanon 08 Dec 2006 at 4:33 pm

Try this:

http://www.lifehacker.com/soft.....220410.php
# Fine-lineon 08 Dec 2006 at 6:47 pm

Fake a siezure. That always works for people at my workplace.
# rekounason 08 Dec 2006 at 7:02 pm

You have some S.T.D. that is airborne.
# Mushermanon 09 Dec 2006 at 5:02 am

How about the obvious one, your’e Jewish?
# Phillipon 09 Dec 2006 at 11:51 am

Musherman, I don’t think anyone takes the “Xmas” is “Xmas party” that literally.

I went with the airborne STD excuse. I said, “I have a sexually transmitted disease that’s mutated and become airborne. I should probably leave. See you later!”
# tommyboyon 11 Dec 2006 at 10:17 am

phillip has intimate conjugal relations? who knew?

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