Comments on: I need an excuse… http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/ I've always wanted brook trout for breakfast. -- Raymond Carver Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:42:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-51568 tommyboy Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:17:54 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-51568 phillip has intimate conjugal relations? who knew? phillip has intimate conjugal relations? who knew?

]]> By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50913 Phillip Sat, 09 Dec 2006 15:51:37 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50913 Musherman, I don't think anyone takes the "Xmas" is "Xmas party" that literally. I went with the airborne STD excuse. I said, "I have a sexually transmitted disease that's mutated and become airborne. I should probably leave. See you later!" Musherman, I don’t think anyone takes the “Xmas” is “Xmas party” that literally.

I went with the airborne STD excuse. I said, “I have a sexually transmitted disease that’s mutated and become airborne. I should probably leave. See you later!”

]]> By: Musherman http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50813 Musherman Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:02:39 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50813 How about the obvious one, your'e Jewish? How about the obvious one, your’e Jewish?

]]> By: rekounas http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50680 rekounas Fri, 08 Dec 2006 23:02:20 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50680 You have some S.T.D. that is airborne. You have some S.T.D. that is airborne.

]]> By: Fine-line http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50678 Fine-line Fri, 08 Dec 2006 22:47:27 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50678 Fake a siezure. That always works for people at my workplace. Fake a siezure. That always works for people at my workplace.

]]> By: Ryan http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50638 Ryan Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:33:27 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50638 Try this: http://www.lifehacker.com/software/friday-fun/friday-fun-holiday-party-excuse-generator-220410.php Try this:

http://www.lifehacker.com/soft.....220410.php

]]> By: Jim Kloss http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50619 Jim Kloss Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:34:55 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50619 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! WHOLE WHEAT RADIO IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP! HELP! (Bring a bucket of water okay?) FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! WHOLE WHEAT RADIO IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP! HELP! (Bring a bucket of water okay?)

]]> By: Hexaba http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50586 Hexaba Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:52:29 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50586 Go - you might just have a good time. Besides I have to go to mine tomorrow night. So do what I am doing and suck it up and go. Go - you might just have a good time. Besides I have to go to mine tomorrow night. So do what I am doing and suck it up and go.

]]> By: Rebecca http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50582 Rebecca Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:41:43 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50582 Migraines! It usually works for me! Say that someone was wearing too much perfume and the smell has made you nauseus, or something like that. Or it's so dry, your sinuses siezed up. Migraines! It usually works for me! Say that someone was wearing too much perfume and the smell has made you nauseus, or something like that. Or it’s so dry, your sinuses siezed up.

]]> By: John Donaldson http://steelwhitetable.org/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50551 John Donaldson Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:27:47 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/12/08/i-need-an-excuse/#comment-50551 Is there a Taco Bell nearby? If so, go out to Taco Bell, grab bag from trash can, go to favorite take-out, put good food in bag, go back to work, eat food. Blame the Bell. Done. Is there a Taco Bell nearby? If so, go out to Taco Bell, grab bag from trash can, go to favorite take-out, put good food in bag, go back to work, eat food. Blame the Bell. Done.

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