Monthly Archives: December 2006

My Pants Are Falling Down

Posted on Dec. 5, 2006 by Jody

I forgot to wear a belt today. I’m pulling my pants up every minute when I walk around. What office supplies can I make for a belt? Maybe an old mouse cord. I should have a coffee before I leave … Continue reading →

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Unlimited Complaints

Posted on Dec. 1, 2006 by Jody

According to HBC Connections Long Distance Plan, “unlimited” means 20 hours per month, as Steve discovered: …the salespeople were trained not to inform prosepective clients that the limit is 1200 minutes unless they question them on the meaning of the … Continue reading →

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Pondering Anti-gravity

Posted on Dec. 1, 2006 by Jody

Can You Hear Me Now? has some great advice on how to get rich: Focus on creating an anti-gravity device. If you are successful, I promise you, you will become a Trillionaire at least. Then, when you get to be … Continue reading →

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