Comments on: Urinal Etiquette http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/ OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:32:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82647 Jody Thu, 01 Mar 2007 23:11:50 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82647 Why <a href="http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/02/27/who-ordered-a-virgin-with-their-pizza/#comment-81138">Ashley's comment</a> was flagged as spam and <a href="http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82636">tommyboy's </a>above wasn't - I'll never know. Why Ashley’s comment was flagged as spam and tommyboy’s above wasn’t - I’ll never know.

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82636 tommyboy Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:42:46 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82636 must add this...do not pinch your foreskin (uncircumsised), urinate causeing your foreskin to balloon up and then threaten others with your urine blast....this may be something relavent in the etiquette list....... witnessed this in my youth as a lifeguard...I only remember the guy as "Nick the Trick", he played water polo and was from somewhere in NFLD.... it was kinda a neat trick...since witnessing this i have never forgiven my parents .... Hey how old is pender....mayby we have met.... must add this…do not pinch your foreskin (uncircumsised), urinate causeing your foreskin to balloon up and then threaten others with your urine blast….this may be something relavent in the etiquette list…….

witnessed this in my youth as a lifeguard…I only remember the guy as “Nick the Trick”, he played water polo and was from somewhere in NFLD….

it was kinda a neat trick…since witnessing this i have never forgiven my parents ….

Hey how old is pender….mayby we have met….

]]> By: Jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82510 Jody Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:12:12 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82510 Good observations, Clarence! I considered including the one hand/two hand topic, but I figured the post was far enough down the toilet already. HAHAHAHAHA Good observations, Clarence! I considered including the one hand/two hand topic, but I figured the post was far enough down the toilet already.

HAHAHAHAHA

]]> By: Clarence http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82508 Clarence Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:04:40 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82508 If no one cares if you are long or short then what difference does it make about how close or far away you stand? Are you trying to imply that men are not curious? OH! Believe me...many of us are curious but would be embarrassed to death should we be caught trying to sneak a peek. That's why ALL restrooms with urinals should have dividing barriers between them, tall ones that can't be peered over by an exceptionally tall individual. If you are proud of your package and bold enough to display it openly in an appropriate environment, other men WILL look and take mental notes and some may or may not envy how you are endowed as compared to their own equipment. That's funny...If you touch or are touched by someone accidentally while using a urinal...NO! It's nonsense. If you are touching another or are touched by another during that situation, believe me...it was no accident. Did you ever notice? Some guys use both hands while standing at a urinal. Have you ever seen one and wondered why? Are they holding the zipper area back against their body just to make sure they don't pee on themselves...OR are they so long and proud that they are holding the shaft with both hands to keep the monster under control and still have some left over to stick out so they don't pee on their fingers? I wish someone would do some in-depth researching and reporting on this topic. I'm sure it would be worth a great many guffaws and good old belly laughs during the viewing of it. I recall an old joke about the exact scenario involving peeping at one another. One guy took a peek at his neighbor and said "Man! I wish I could hold mine in one hand like that and take a piss just the way you are. The other fellow looked over at him and said "Well...it looks to me like you are doing just that. And with that, the first guys says "Yeah! But I'm pissing on three of them." If no one cares if you are long or short then what difference does it make about how close or far away you stand? Are you trying to imply that men are not curious? OH! Believe me…many of us are curious but would be embarrassed to death should we be caught trying to sneak a peek. That’s why ALL restrooms with urinals should have dividing barriers between them, tall ones that can’t be peered over by an exceptionally tall individual. If you are proud of your package and bold enough to display it openly in an appropriate environment, other men WILL look and take mental notes and some may or may not envy how you are endowed as compared to their own equipment.
That’s funny…If you touch or are touched by someone accidentally while using a urinal…NO! It’s nonsense. If you are touching another or are touched by another during that situation, believe me…it was no accident.
Did you ever notice? Some guys use both hands while standing at a urinal. Have you ever seen one and wondered why? Are they holding the zipper area back against their body just to make sure they don’t pee on themselves…OR are they so long and proud that they are holding the shaft with both hands to keep the monster under control and still have some left over to stick out so they don’t pee on their fingers? I wish someone would do some in-depth researching and reporting on this topic. I’m sure it would be worth a great many guffaws and good old belly laughs during the viewing of it. I recall an old joke about the exact scenario involving peeping at one another. One guy took a peek at his neighbor and said “Man! I wish I could hold mine in one hand like that and take a piss just the way you are. The other fellow looked over at him and said “Well…it looks to me like you are doing just that. And with that, the first guys says “Yeah! But I’m pissing on three of them.”

]]> By: Jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82465 Jody Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:53:39 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82465 > I remember once at work I remember that. I don't remember you asking to talk later, though. I even think you asked me to bring ya a cup of coffee, which I slid under the stall door! Yeah. > I remember once at work

I remember that. I don’t remember you asking to talk later, though. I even think you asked me to bring ya a cup of coffee, which I slid under the stall door!

Yeah.

]]> By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82458 Phillip Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:37:34 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82458 Back in business, indeed. This is the Steel White Table we all know and love. Back in business, indeed. This is the Steel White Table we all know and love.

]]> By: Steve http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82455 Steve Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:34:56 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/03/01/urinal-etiquette/#comment-82455 Etiquette rules apply to stalls as well as urinals. I remember once at work this gentlemen who works with me (to protect the innocent, I'll just call him Jody) came into the bathroom while I was in there. I was in a stall attempting to finish up some paperwork when he started having a conversation with me. I politely answered a couple of his questions before I finally asked if we could schedule another time, and preferably place, when I would be a little less distracted, thus allowing me to pay due attention to his concerns. At least I hope he was talking to me and not just on a phone call! Etiquette rules apply to stalls as well as urinals.

I remember once at work this gentlemen who works with me (to protect the innocent, I’ll just call him Jody) came into the bathroom while I was in there. I was in a stall attempting to finish up some paperwork when he started having a conversation with me. I politely answered a couple of his questions before I finally asked if we could schedule another time, and preferably place, when I would be a little less distracted, thus allowing me to pay due attention to his concerns.

At least I hope he was talking to me and not just on a phone call!

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