May
31
2007
This is the time of year when every disenfranchised Canadian hockey fan whose team isn’t in the Stanley Cup finals must decide which is the lesser of the two remaining evils in the championship series. There are plenty of reasons, however, to wish both teams would lose. For the third year in a row we [...]
May
30
2007
I found this recipe behind the fridge today (click image to enlarge). It’s a baked pasta I made up on the spot a few months ago. I’ve since made several variations of it, and it’s always delicious. The secret ingredients are cheese and ham — a.k.a. salt. Just don’t over-cook the pasta. Here’s what the [...]
Tags: cooking, pasta, recipes
May
30
2007
It’s iceberg season in Newfoundland. One of my relatives sent me these photos, taken near Cottrells Cove, a small community on the Northern coast of the island.
Towering icebergs have floated near St. John’s as well. They’re quite a sight.
(click an image for larger view)
Tags: icebergs, newfoundland
May
28
2007
I inadvertently made fun of a mentally challenged person today. I’m going to burn in Hell. Or — assuming my ticket to The Big H was waiting for me already, which is a fairly safe assumption — one of those deeper, more painful inner circles of Hell. (I would imagine The Eagles Greatest [...]
Tags: hell
May
24
2007
The DeBroff DeBrief gave Steel White Table credit for an image they copied from one of my posts. I have no idea where I pilfered the image.
Almost all my images are taken from a search at Google Image Search; I never state their source. I think I will start doing it now.
May
24
2007
Just when Albert thought he found his lost car keys, a cat landed on his keyboard. It caused a glitch, not unlike what happens when you accidentally put your hand in your pants to scratch an inch. I mean itch.
Then he looked up at what appeared to be a butterfly outside his window caught in [...]
May
24
2007
Sleep Adjustment – Gain 10 days per year lists three things that worked for the author to optimize his sleep time:
Go to sleep when your body indicates it’s time to go to sleep; that is, if you’re tired, sleep.
What up at the same time every day.
Take a nap during the day.
I’ve posted about trying [...]
Tags: sleep
May
23
2007
I went to a Boston Pizza in New Minas, N.S. last weekend for take-out, discovering the employees had a wardrobe I never saw before: low-cut, tight black t-shirts.
Waitress: Hi! May I help you?
Me: (staring at cleavage)
Waitress: That your son? What’s his name?
Me: (staring at another cleavage)
Waitress: Can he have a toy?
Me: (staring at original [...]