Jun 11 2007

Pubic Nose Hair

Jody posted this at 12:45 pm under annoyances, personal

pubic nose hairNose hair is becoming a predominate sign of my age; in particular, I have ONE thick, white strand poking out of my left nostril like a white flag of surrender. I noticed it a few weeks ago. It’s the only sign of my age that bothers me.


15 Responses to “Pubic Nose Hair”. Leave a Reply.

  1. Steveon 11 Jun 2007 at 1:12 pm

    So, pluck the f***er out!

  2. Phillipon 11 Jun 2007 at 1:39 pm

    I pluck out nose hairs at least once a week.

  3. Steveon 11 Jun 2007 at 2:56 pm

    You could grow a mustache… that would hide them.

    Now and then, you feel a tickle and you just know there is a nose hair that is out of place or too long. I was driving once and felt one such tickle. I tried hard to get a grip on the hair (I’m sure to everyone around me it looked like I was scoring big on a booger) and yanked out the hair. Well, I caught one that was about an inch and a half long! It was attached somewhere up between my eyeballs, I’m sure. My eyes watered, my nose hurt, and it felt like I’d just snorted a handful of pepper!

    Moral of the story… be careful! Don’t pluck and drive.

  4. Steveon 11 Jun 2007 at 3:01 pm

    I keep getting edited for profanity… this is the second or third f***ing time!

    I thought I was following the de facto standard set elsewhere on this blog… Hmmmm…

  5. tommyboyon 11 Jun 2007 at 9:59 pm

    yeah jody you motherplucker…you plucking bastard….this plucks…

    sorry for the double standard steve..i think i am the gimpy brother jody never had….hang on… he did have phillip…

  6. Penderon 14 Jun 2007 at 11:30 am

    I barely hate to mention this, but you’ve had nosehair problems ever since I’ve known ya.

    I can’t pluck em, hurts too much. I use cuticle scissors and cut em.

    Next you’ll be pulling them out of your ears.

  7. Jodyon 18 Jun 2007 at 8:32 am

    I received a nose hair trimmer for Father’s Day.

  8. Penderon 19 Jun 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Can I borrow it? It works on bums too, right?

  9. Grifteron 06 Oct 2007 at 12:39 am

    I’m 25, and no grey yet, but I just noticed something that was strange, and decided to check the internet for other people weird enough to post about it.

    I noticed one hair sticking out a bit, and pulled it. It’s a normal one; thick, strong, and about 1/2″ long… But it’s completely transparent. I can see right through it, as if it was made of glass. I will have to mount it above the fireplace…

    :D

  10. Neerajon 22 Oct 2007 at 1:40 am

    Hi
    I am 33 and I too have a habit of plucking out hairs from my nose ( i know this sucks but cant help !)
    I am getting while hairs 2 out of 10 times now…Any significance?

    Neeraj

  11. ChrisOon 22 Oct 2007 at 10:28 am

    i’m only 28, i’m screwed! the big huge gray one i plucked out not long ago was painful!

  12. Jodyon 22 Oct 2007 at 10:35 am

    A Guide to Inducing Tears:
    - Find a long nose hair
    - Pinch long nose hair with fingernails or tweezers
    - Pull long nose hair

  13. supermanon 19 Aug 2008 at 10:45 pm

    What do they want?????????

    Im 30 years old and have had these two white tusks growing out of my right nostril for over two years, there is no pattern, they come as they please and get stronger and thicker each visit. Just pulled one out now and thought id google it to see if its means anything or maybe even be worth something???……only to find a blog about it!!!!! so if any knows why this happens and are the only two white hairs on me, please do let me know.
    P.s i find the best way to get em out without shedding a tear is to keep twisting on them one at a time unill it twists off.

  14. Jodyon 20 Aug 2008 at 7:52 am

    Even Superman has long nose hair.

    I wouldn’t call this a blog about nose hair, but nice idea!

    You’re getting old. Thick, unsightly hair will grow everyone but your head. Fun times!

  15. tommyboyon 20 Aug 2008 at 1:41 pm

    jody I have some unsightly hairs I would like your opinion on…could I come over and show you….

    I need a blog….oh yeah…..

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