Comments on: I Need Two Friends http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/ History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:35:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-132376 Phillip Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:33:58 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-132376 I'd like to know if they approve your application. I'll try it next. I'm probably heading overseas next summer. Gonna need me one of dem passports. I’d like to know if they approve your application. I’ll try it next. I’m probably heading overseas next summer. Gonna need me one of dem passports.

]]> By: Steve http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-132366 Steve Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:04:20 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-132366 I'd love to see the application form: <b>Name:</b> Jody Cairns (pronounced Karens not Kayerns) <b>Sex:</b> Male (really, Jody is a guy's name too... and <i>NO! Karen</i> is not my middle name, I was trying to provide phonetics for enunciation purposes) <b>References:</b> Pender and Tommyboy (Freaky first names with no last names) <b>Backup reference:</b> The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, And Now Known As Prince Once Again. I’d love to see the application form:

Name: Jody Cairns (pronounced Karens not Kayerns)
Sex: Male (really, Jody is a guy’s name too… and NO! Karen is not my middle name, I was trying to provide phonetics for enunciation purposes)
References: Pender and Tommyboy (Freaky first names with no last names)
Backup reference: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, And Now Known As Prince Once Again.

]]> By: Pender http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131913 Pender Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:41:16 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131913 I was chosen for my lying abilities. I was chosen for my lying abilities.

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131865 tommyboy Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:24:23 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131865 ohh i have won...i have won....my life is now complete....pass the hemlock... ohh i have won…i have won….my life is now complete….pass the hemlock…

]]> By: Jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131841 Jody Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:15:30 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131841 Thanks for the offer, Jim, but I'm going to put Tommyboy and Pender as my references. One I've known for over 20 years, the other for 5 or 6 years. Thanks for the offer, Jim, but I’m going to put Tommyboy and Pender as my references. One I’ve known for over 20 years, the other for 5 or 6 years.

]]> By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131631 Phillip Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:02:37 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131631 Alaska SHOULD be Canada. I mean, here's Canada, and then completely attached to it and right next to it is Alaska which is a natural extension of Canada. On the map, it would look much better than it does if Alaska was part of Canada. And Hawaii is part of the US? Give me a break. There is no point to anything I've written in this comment. Goodbye! Alaska SHOULD be Canada. I mean, here’s Canada, and then completely attached to it and right next to it is Alaska which is a natural extension of Canada. On the map, it would look much better than it does if Alaska was part of Canada. And Hawaii is part of the US? Give me a break.

There is no point to anything I’ve written in this comment. Goodbye!

]]> By: Jim Kloss http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131568 Jim Kloss Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:41:02 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131568 But gee Jody, you're already on my list of MySpace friends! If you're serious and they take Americans (which they shouldn't as I think Canada should keep as much distance between it and the US as possible) I'll do it. But I'll bet you can find better fake friends than me... But gee Jody, you’re already on my list of MySpace friends!

If you’re serious and they take Americans (which they shouldn’t as I think Canada should keep as much distance between it and the US as possible) I’ll do it. But I’ll bet you can find better fake friends than me…

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131562 tommyboy Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:33:28 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131562 oh can i, can i, pleeeaassse be your friend.....it will mean so much to me pleeeasseee oh can i, can i, pleeeaassse be your friend…..it will mean so much to me pleeeasseee

]]> By: ChrisO http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131561 ChrisO Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:31:36 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131561 i'll do it, but it will cost you 10 gold. i’ll do it, but it will cost you 10 gold.

]]> By: Ashley http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131545 Ashley Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:49:37 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/13/i-need-two-friends/#comment-131545 I don't know if I ever told you the story but you probably don't want anyone to know you know me when applying for documents. COP: Do you know this Jody Caaaa-urns? ASHLEY: Well, I virtually know him. He's kind of like Africa for me. I've never seen him but I'm pretty sure he exists over there somewhere. I don’t know if I ever told you the story but you probably don’t want anyone to know you know me when applying for documents.

COP: Do you know this Jody Caaaa-urns?

ASHLEY: Well, I virtually know him. He’s kind of like Africa for me. I’ve never seen him but I’m pretty sure he exists over there somewhere.

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