Comments on: Paul Jackson Is No Einstein http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/ Also available in LP and cassette. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:05:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138522 tommyboy Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:26:01 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138522 Note to me, fix my grammer and writing skills and be nice to Ashley. Just in case. Note to me, fix my grammer and writing skills and be nice to Ashley. Just in case.

]]> By: Ashley http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138340 Ashley Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:38:46 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138340 What I liked best about Paul Jackson. Best. Such a good writer. I mean, it's obvious, right? How could you not be amazed by his command of the language? Only a dolt wouldn't love rhetorical questions which neither inform nor probe. And paragraphs? For pussies who don't live up to your high moral standards, Paul! Christ, I mean Cripes. That's some find writing, man. So, here's my little prayer right now. God, please kill Paul Jackson. It would take so little effort on Your part and it would prove to me that You exist. But I must insist on the method so I know it's not just a coincidence: metastasized testicular cancer. What I liked best about Paul Jackson. Best.

Such a good writer.

I mean, it’s obvious, right?

How could you not be amazed by his command of the language?

Only a dolt wouldn’t love rhetorical questions which neither inform nor probe.

And paragraphs? For pussies who don’t live up to your high moral standards, Paul!

Christ, I mean Cripes. That’s some find writing, man.

So, here’s my little prayer right now. God, please kill Paul Jackson. It would take so little effort on Your part and it would prove to me that You exist. But I must insist on the method so I know it’s not just a coincidence: metastasized testicular cancer.

]]> By: Tommy's Brudder http://steelwhitetable.org/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138027 Tommy's Brudder Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:19:46 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2007/06/26/paul-jackson-is-no-einstein/#comment-138027 Jackson's logic is pretty good. Einstein was a genius Einstein believed in God Dawkins pooh poohs my sacred beliefs Dawkins thinks he is smarter than God Therefore Dawkins is wrong. Mental invalid & Falassy. I do hope Jackson is correct about the afterlife. Meeting family and pets and things. I really want to bump into "Uncle" Ned and relive those parts of my childhood. Oh yah, and I can strangle my dog again for pissing on my fucking couch. But alas, I am to busy bowing before the FSM to bother getting involved with the athiests and Christians, who are both wrong. Jackson’s logic is pretty good.

Einstein was a genius
Einstein believed in God
Dawkins pooh poohs my sacred beliefs
Dawkins thinks he is smarter than God
Therefore Dawkins is wrong.

Mental invalid & Falassy.

I do hope Jackson is correct about the afterlife. Meeting family and pets and things. I really want to bump into “Uncle” Ned and relive those parts of my childhood. Oh yah, and I can strangle my dog again for pissing on my fucking couch.

But alas, I am to busy bowing before the FSM to bother getting involved with the athiests and Christians, who are both wrong.

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