Jul 31 2007
$100 Beer
The 24 bottle case of beer I bought today cost $38.90. I used a hundred dollar bill; sixty-odd change after taxes. I can’t find the change. It may have fallen out of my pocket in the parking lot. This better be good beer.
Archive for July, 2007
Jul 27 2007
My Daughter Wants A Guinea Pig
What color should she get? I’d like to see a blue one. (via Neatorama)
Jul 26 2007
Another Joke
Two Southern ladies, Maribelle and AnneMarie, were sitting on the porch drinking mint juleps. They have the following conversation, best imagined with an upscale Southern drawl: Maribelle: AnneMarie, do you see this huge diamond ring? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought this for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that special. Maribelle: Do you see that Jaguar in [...]
Jul 24 2007
Saving a Kitty
The girl who lives in the apartment next door to us (I’ll call her Beth) has been leaving her cat alone in the apartment for days and days — or at least that’s what I’ve suspected for the past couple months. I just got an email from a friend confirming my suspicions. Beth told my [...]
Jul 23 2007
Tom’s Special Video
“Tom” is short for tomato. God, this is going to be a great video series. The following video is a sequel to (or a repeat of) this video. And Tom (which is short for Tommyboy), watch how I prune the tomato plant in this video. Then go out and prune all your tomato plants exactly [...]
Jul 20 2007
Long-Distance Phone Plans In Atlantic Canada
I changed my long-distance phone plan today. I use Primus, which had a much better rate than the competitors back in August, 2000 when I got it. My old plan was The Dime Time MAX (which isn’t offered anymore): $3.95 network monthly fee 10 cents per minute evenings (6pm-8am) & weekends anywhere in Canada. Never [...]
Jul 20 2007
Tomato Plant Video
It’s as exciting as it sounds. I recorded this video on my Sony Cyber-shot digital camera (not a video camera). The picture and sound quality suck. Then I had to compress it down to a WMV before uploading it to YouTube, so don’t expect high quality here. The tomato plants have been in my green [...]
Jul 20 2007
Kissing Question
NOTE: This question is open to both males and females, and it’s Woody Allen and William Shatner as they exist in the present day.