Monthly Archives: July 2007

$100 Beer

The 24 bottle case of beer I bought today cost $38.90. I used a hundred dollar bill; sixty-odd change after taxes. I can’t find the change. It may have fallen out of my pocket in the parking lot. This better … Continue reading

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My Daughter Wants A Guinea Pig

What color should she get? I’d like to see a blue one. (via Neatorama)

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Another Joke

Two Southern ladies, Maribelle and AnneMarie, were sitting on the porch drinking mint juleps. They have the following conversation, best imagined with an upscale Southern drawl: Maribelle: AnneMarie, do you see this huge diamond ring? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband … Continue reading

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Saving a Kitty

The girl who lives in the apartment next door to us (I’ll call her Beth) has been leaving her cat alone in the apartment for days and days — or at least that’s what I’ve suspected for the past couple … Continue reading

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Tom’s Special Video

“Tom” is short for tomato. God, this is going to be a great video series. The following video is a sequel to (or a repeat of) this video. And Tom (which is short for Tommyboy), watch how I prune the … Continue reading

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