Happy, Sad, and Bigger

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine one evening when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your dick’s bigger than your brother’s”.

(Thanks, Neal)

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Family man, living in New Brunswick, Canada.
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3 Responses to Happy, Sad, and Bigger

  1. Steve says:

    Is this an autobiographical post?

  2. Jody says:

    I was wondering how long it would take YOU to post that.

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